What happens to characters on “The Office”?

Yesterday, March 24, marked the 15th anniversary of the debut of “The Office” on NBC! How did I miss this? USA TODAY had a nice article about the series, how so many of its actors and writers went on to great careers, how it led to similar storytelling in other series.

Readers of this blog (yes, all five of you) know that I love that series and have written about it in the past when I binge-watched it last year. Now I catch random episodes on the Comedy Central network. It’s my go-to stress reliever show.

Lately, my obsession has led to me wondering what a reunion show might look like. What has happened to the characters in the fifteen years since it began (and in the seven years since it ended in 2013)? Screen Shot 2019-05-03 at 11.49.11 AM

I can think of a few scenarios for some of the characters, but would love to hear other fans’ ideas. Here are mine:

First, I think most, if not all, of the characters who’d moved away from Scranton would have returned by now. Their families are in Scranton, after all, and I could see them wanting to be closer to parents and grandparents as they age, especially the characters with children.

Pam and Jim:  After one of the partners in Jim’s company, Athlead, embezzles money, the business almost collapses, but is absorbed by a multinational. Jim gets a payout from the sale that allows them to move back to Scranton from Texas, which Pam is eager to do because her mother is showing signs of early onset dementia. By now, Pam has tired of being a stay-at-home mom and gotten her real estate license. She discovers she’s great at selling houses, which she often stages using artworks she’s created. Jim becomes the stay-at-home dad.

Dwight and Angela: Angela takes over the Schrute farm business and does a fantastic job running their B and B and selling Schrute Organic Produce (despite the fact that across the road from them is an agri-business farm that uses pesticides and weed killers galore). They now have five children, whom Angela homeschools with stern discipline, and two dozen cats. Dwight, meanwhile, has expanded his real estate holdings (using Pam as a Realtor) to include houses he flips for profit. He also now runs the Dunder-Mifflin Computer company. The paper business has tanked, so Dwight, helped by an investment from Nellie Bertram (who is raising her adopted child in Europe and comes to Scranton occasionally) was able to buy out the branch and reconfigure it into a computer store. He hires young college dropouts to run what he calls their Sehrschlau Bars (German for “very smart”) but who usually just end up Googling solutions to customer problems, including when they go on-site to service computers at local schools, a contract Dwight has landed.

Phyllis: Poor Phyllis is now widowed after a particularly vigorous roll in the hay with Bob Vance, her husband, resulted in him having a fatal heart attack. She now runs Vance Refrigeration and Appliances, having expanded the business to include an array of inexpensive off brands to upscale niche devices for kitchens and more. She needs more office space for her growing business and is using Pam to help her find a good location out of the office park, an activity she keeps secret from Dwight who owns the park and who she views as a competitor because she’s going to add computers to her inventory.

Those are all my thoughts so far. Haven’t figured out what Darryl, Andy, Erin, Kelly, Ryan or others would be doing! Or Michael Scott himself!

Feel free to comment with your own ideas.

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2 responses to “What happens to characters on “The Office”?

  1. My hubby and sons loved that show. I guess I will binge watch eventually.
    You could be their screenwriter if they come back! 🙂

  2. Robert Roper

    How about a post COVID-19 reboot! Dwight brings Dunder Mifflin from the brink of bankruptcy to mega-success by, doomsday prepper that he is, anticipating the crisis and transferring all manufacturing to toilet paper production before the virus hits….. The shutdown of all professional sports tanks Athlead, forcing Jim and Pam back to Scranton (I like your real estate/stay at home dad plot line for them!), and Dwight engages in a relentless campaign to get Jim to come back to DM and work FOR him, an offer which Jim over the course of the season resists but finds he must ultimately accept…. With all the colleges closed, Andy is forced to leave Cornell and returns to Scranton begging to get his old job back. Dwight is not interested, and Andy spends his time, when not bugging Dwight, trying to create a new acapella concept that fits with the new norm of social distancing…. Daryl left Athlead years earlier to branch out into music representation, where he has been massively successful. Now the mega-rich agent to top stars, Dwight tries to woo Daryl into investing in his new vision for Dunder Mifflin bathroom paper products and get him to bring in his clients as celebrity spokespersons (Cameos! Snoop Dog for Dunder Mifflin two-ply quilted)…. As a result of the prolonged closure of restaurants, Kevin loses his bar and, and under manipulative influence of Clark, convinces Angela, who is struggling to keep the farm afloat as Dwight spends all of his time with the paper company, to team up and convert a back field of the beet crop to legalized marijuana, keeping the whole operation secret from Dwight.

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