Dear Friends and Family,
This past year, we scaled mountains, swam oceans, ran marathons, skied, skydived, painted masterpieces, composed symphonies, and cooked amazing award-winning dishes using the new fryer/steamer/toaster/blender/artisanal teapot we invented and patented.
Actually, we just picked up a bad habit. Zooming.
We started Zooming sometime in March, but over time, the habit grew. We Zoomed with family in groups, with kids alone, with kids with grandkids, with business associates, with choir members, with volunteer boards. There was no Zoom too obscure or no reason for Zooming too outlandish. We even Zoomed wearing…a tiara.
We have become very familiar with the interrupted thought as the mic cuts out when someone else starts speaking. Don’t ask us what we meant to say. We’d already forgotten it by the time we heard the “What?” from other Zoomers. Just assume it was brilliant.
Other than Zooming, we FaceTimed. But only with our kids.
We also went to the beach a few times. We only went when COVID restrictions allowed us. Really.
We bought masks – sequined ones, Penn State and leopard-print ones, and plain ole blue ones. We wore them everywhere.
We bought hand sanitizer in the big containers. Now that it’s available in small containers again, we grumble every time we have to refill one of our small vials from the big bottle.
We bought toilet paper responsibly. We are not hoarders.
We gained a few pounds, but our doctors assure us this is weight from our longer hair since we’ve not been to a salon in months.
We watched some shows on Netflix. Don’t ask what they were. We’ve already forgotten. Maybe that’s what we were trying to talk about during Zoom sessions before being cut off by others talking.
We spent too much money on jigsaw puzzles.
We’ve perfected the lemonade martini, the dirty martini, the raspberry martini, and threw out the lemon/ginger/cayenne martini.
We’ve discovered we like wine in a box.
So, that’s our year! Can’t wait for 2021!